2007: OPS: 1.045, OBP: .480, SLG: .565
Seriously, it's like a coin flip determines if the man gets on base. I know... STEROIDS, BOOING... who really cares. I guarantee you, the second the man hits a game winning home run, no more booing. He'll cost relatively little and creates this lineup:
9. Santana (I could put generic pitcher in there, but look Johan Santana, Mets lineup... look!)
Anyway, that is an absurd, cheating on MLB 2007 type lineup. Everyone has questionable ethics at this point. Bonds didn't allegedly beat his wife like certain Phillies starting pitchers. So quite honestly, I just don't care. With Alou out the Mets should absolutely sign Bonds. When he's back then you platoon Alou/Church/Bonds. It's an infallible plan.
By the by, for those of you who think Bonds is old just remember he is only about half as old John McCain, and we're contemplating giving him the keys the nukes.